Villefrance

Merde! Disaster! Brendas stiff upper lip and sense of fair play are shattered, like her endeavors to beautify this crumbling, weary excuse of a French Village.

Who could have done this?! The mutterings of disgruntled citizens, resentment towards the woman from the land that a Frenchman pees in the direction of!

And those Colonials! Brazenly disregarding middle class etiquette! Well really! One must not let standards slip!

Is this the end of her Camelot? Will the mists clear to reveal a village in turmoil?

Poor Brenda! Her world values are in tatters as she systematically trawls through her list of the bizarre oddballs that she could have provoked.

" A hilarious look at over romanticized village life"

" The rose colored glasses are off to reveal what seethes beneath idyllic French life"

" Buying a house in France? Think again!"