The Odd Pizza Place

Jake's got a secret. He's more than just the manager of The Odd Pizza Place in a city on Earth. He's not from around here. Not even from this dimension. Things have been peaceful for the last ten years. Jake runs his pizza joint in a funky urban neighborhood, serving up nothing weirder than "vegan pizza, but with bacon" from time to time. Yes, things have been calm. Regular. Exactly the way Jake likes it. The cosmic bounty hunter is about to put an end to all that. She's searching for someone, and she needs Jake's help to do it. The deal he worked out to come to Earth says he has to assist her. Or he will lose his job. But holding things together may not be possible, and delving into the mystery behind it all may spell the end: for Jake, for The Odd Pizza Place... and for Earth. It's one pizza manager versus interdimensional villains, a man-eating plant, thieving cat people, bloodthirsty bar patrons, off-shore pharmacy pirates, sex-crazed alien girlfriends, and corporate upper management. Can Jake save the Earth? And can Jake triumph over the forces of evil in time for the Friday evening dinner rush? Pick up this hilarious comic science fiction story today!