The Lounging Lizard Poet of the Floating World

I always maintained he would amount to something. Thank goodness I never put money on it. - Aunt Joan
Strength: Looks good in uniform. Weakness: Not inclined to study. Potential career: Flight attendent. More likely: Carrying sandwich
board outside local pizzeria. - Year Eight School Report
Every time he posts honking geese rise into the sky. - Asuka (#instapoetfav)
New Zealand literature has no one like him. Always surprising,
a genuine original. - Roger Horrocks
Is this book ticking? - Receptionist, Ministry for Culture
QUESTIONS FOR TODAY
When your house is lapped by water due to sea level rise
should backstroke or breaststroke be preferred?
People say education is wasted on the young but isn't it
foisted on them because no one else wants it?
If computer chips double capacity every 18 months why
do we \still use combustion engines invented 200 years ago?
When discussing big issues do people prefer to shoot
from their hip because it's closest to their arse?
Does your left hand only start telling your right hand what
it is doing when both are tied behind your back?
Write your answers on a postcard and toss it without
ceremony into the void.