The Complete and Utter Failure's Guide to Sudoku

Come ride the wave of Sudoku mastery with this poorly-written drivel that is only barely related to Sudoku in any way, shape, or form. Though there are technically one or two actual useful Sudoku tips contained within, this book mostly serves as a ridiculous adventure through esteemed author Benton Lowey-Ball's first-draft effort to write something for 2023. As usual it's short, poorly-written, and contains "humor" that the author doubts will stand the test of time (i.e. probably unfunny by next week). It does, however, contain a few stories that might be fun for someone to read. Alternate description: buy this thing and give me money.