The chicken and why we eat them

Run for your life, they're coming for you! It's the chicken zombie apocalypse! Not really, but chickens are the strangest little beasts, entertaining to watch. If you didn't know better, you would think they were alien creatures from another planet sent to take over the world. Unfortunately for them they taste like chicken. The eggs are an added bonus, or as I like to call them, "butt orbs". A sarcastic, fun look at raising chickens and what to expect, and what they are expecting of you.