Politics, Police and Other Earthling Antics

Hey earthlings Do you recognize this pornographic plaque? It was sent into space by a U.S. government agency, NASA, in 1972. Really. Your space ship carrying this plaque crash-landed on my planet and, can you believe, almost killed us allThe plaque survived the crash, but what exactly do the squiggles depict? And what kind of creature would recklessly send pornography into space? Could it be intelligent? Zalarians sent me to Earth to find out.The anecdotes I collected for this book were beamed back to Zalaria, enabling Zalarians to judge for themselves is there intelligent life on Earth?