Miserable You

LAUGH SO HARD, NEGATIVE THOUGHTS SHOOT OUT YOUR NOSE! This is the Anti-Self-Help Book! This sarcastic and hysterical guide will teach you how to be even more miserable (or, if you insist, instead use the book to discover what self-torture you've been unintentionally using on yourself, and learn how to stop doing that!). WRITTEN BY FORMER TONY ROBBINS COACH & NATIONALLY AWARD-WINNING WRITER RON MILETI. "I LOVED the book. Once you learn how to be miserable, you get the idea that you can be happy by doing the opposite."-- Dr. Joe Vitale, star of the film The Secret "One of those books you can read straight through or turn to any page and mine a nugget of laughter and wisdom for your day."-- Heidi Ligouri, Licensed Professional Counselor THE BONK ON THE HEAD YOU NEED! Laugh your way to breakthroughs! By the end of Miserable You, you'll finally realize this is your one and only life, and you better get to the smiling already. MISERABLY FUNNY CHAPTERS INCLUDE: Start Many Things, Finish NothingBe In A Bad Mood OftenInterpret Things In The Worst Way PossibleBelieve Life Has Meaning With A Capital MAppreciate NothingLearn To Be HelplessRemember: You're Da Man, So Go It AloneAsk Bad QuestionsTake, Don't GiveFocus On Trivial ShitNever Feel Like You Have EnoughDon't Question Who You AreIgnore Your WordsNever Forgive. Never Forget.Deny Your Desires (You Don't Deserve Them)Envision A Horrible FutureLook The Other Way