Cookbook From Hell

-a Deities Anonymous novel-
When God cheats at Scrabble, does Hell freeze over?
After 14 billion years of cleaning up after God, the Devil descends into a mid-life crisis. Before she can settle into that perfect state of self-pity, a Buddhist Hungry Ghost steals the Software that Runs the Universe. And it all goes to Hell from there.
She quickly assembles her crisis team:

St. Peter - hacked his way out of Purgatory, been running Heaven ever since
Valerie - a Seattle cookbook editor, changed forever by the Cookbook from Hell
Eric - her IT guy, now sees his formidable boss in a whole new light
Henrietta - a foot-tall angel with a talking disorder-she never shuts up
The Librarian from Hell
Assorted demons, angels, philosophers, and other persons both dead and living

From the Pacific Northwest, to Hell, Heaven, and back. Let the race to stop Armageddon begin.