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A humorous take on the world of hard rock and heavy metal by comedian and co-host Don Jamieson of That Metal Show and fellow comedian and metal head, Joe Bartnick. Metalheads everywhere will laugh their bullet belts off!

Sherry & Jarred meet for an innocent business lunch to make plans for their upcoming art show. Sitting outside at Sunset Cove restaurant, a warm breeze came off the river out of nowhere, and wrapped around the two of them. Jarred had no idea what was about to happen, or the significance of a breeze only they felt. Confused by the events of the day, Jarred escapes to his favorite place on the beach and falls asleep. As he slept, he experienced a very real dream taking him back centuries where he observed a young couple madly in love. It soon became clear, however, that Jarred was not sleeping. What was happening to him?Before long, Jarred and Sherry embark upon a roller-coaster journey of emotions and feelings they had never before experienced. The two fall in love, and a reluctant, unexpected affair between two people who belonged to others begins.

"e;Everybody thinks they're going to 'make it.' But the truth of the matter is that very few have 'it.' And if they do, it's not going to be like anything they ever imagined."e; This is what happens to a dream deferred. Set in 1979 New York City, Different Drummer chronicles Cara Funk (nee Carol Finkelstein), a female drummer struggling to break out of the wedding music trade and succeed as a rock musician. Rapidly approaching 30, this is Cara's self-imposed last chance and she's willing to sacrifice everything to "e;make it."e; Told through journal entries and running commentary from a colorful cast of supporting characters, Cara's saga unfolds in a mad swirl of Sergio Valente jeans, drugs, song lyrics, decrepit rock clubs, cheesy bar mitzvahs, White Castle sliders, punk anthems and ruffled tuxedo shirts. Will Cara ultimately triumph, go out in a blaze of glory or just fade away?

A hilarious poke at the guy who acts like a classic douchebag by comic Joe Bartnick. Fully illustrated, this book is as educational as it is entertaining.

Finding out that your guy has an unusual sexual fetish is always a shocking event. Whether you've been married for years, been dating for months or just recently met, most women don't know how to react when they learn their guy gets sexually aroused by something out of the norm. Your immediate thoughts probably range from thinking he's a freak or pervert to feeling lied to and betrayed. You signed up for a 'normal' sex life and now you're faced with the fact that he clearly has a proclivity for something very specific and quite unusual.Don't panic. He's the same, great guy you know and love. He just has a sexual quirk. It's nothing you can't handle. A sexual fetish does not mean the end of your relationship. It's actually something that can be managed and incorporated into your sex life without interrupting the intimacy you already have. And here's the good news. You now have the opportunity to become the world's greatest lover in the eyes of your man. This book will help you find out what he really likes and teach you how to do it - and do it well. You'll learn how to do it as best you can without compromising your own values or feeling manipulated. When you do this, I guarantee that your guy will feel so appreciative that he will never leave you, stray or be interested in any woman but you!Jackie A. Castro is a licensed Marriage, Family Therapist specializing in sexual fetish and alternative sexual lifestyles. By personally interviewing and counseling thousands of sexual fetishists over her 30 year career, Jackie has accrued an in-depth knowledge and understanding of the psychology of sexual fetish. She uses this information to help others overcome their feelings of shame and positively embrace their fetish in a healthy, manageable way.

Offers readers a "Five Point Fetish Plan" that provides tools for fetish management, including ways to introduce fetishes to a long-term partner. "Fetish and You" will help readers transition from shame and self-loathing to confidence and self-acceptance.

If you take more Plan B than Vitamin B... If they know you by name at Planned Parenthood... If you no longer have a gag reflex... A hilarious, illustrated book with dozens of ways to tell if you're probably a slut.