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The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Johnny must battle against evil! And he only has a nuclear bomb! Will he win? Will he lose? Oh, duality! Oh, oh society! Are his abs hot enough for him to romance his beau? Will he be safe from the aardvark Wordsworth sneakily bought for Mark, to take to the park? All this, and less, in... The Conspiracy...

My first collection of completely original horror stories. None have been published anywhere else. All are available separately on Kobo as ebooks if you just want a nibble. All are R18.I recommend reading them in order.SOPHIE - Four-year-old Sophie wakes up to find part of her body has changed..."...AND WE'LL SHUT THE DOOR ON THE WORLD..." - In the near future, the land is dying... Kyle Sommers is a stressed, workaholic scientist who could have helped, but for all the bureaucracy and red tape. This is the story of his efforts in letting the earth go its own way, and putting his family first.CHITIN - During an altercation with a school bully in his science field trip, seventeen-year-old Kevin is pushed into a shelf of insect enclosures and gets covered in cockroaches. He is unpleasantly surprised to find there are long term effects.FULTON BOGAN - I woke up one day to see bogans had taken over the world.WHERE I GET MY IDEAS FROM - An author goes mad in the woods...THE SPORKING - A man not quite in a coma can hear and feel what goes on in the hospital around him... and what is done to him...WHERE I REALLY GET MY IDEAS FROM - Some time in the life of yours truly. A talk, a date, a dinner.R18 Contains coarse language, chain-smoking, binge drinking, gore, geriatricide, sadism, blasphemy, sexual themes, sexual violence, normal violence, abnormal violence, violence against insects, arthrophilia, literary arrogance, ranting about themes and cliches, and me pretending I'm a celebrity ... the kitchen sink...All up 120,000 words approx.

... I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home... ... the next day police found me at an equality rally for ¿ signs. I'd only had eleventy-threenty-six twelvety twelve twelve seventy-five-hundredy-twelve eight eight ninety thirteenty-one beers, and I wasn't even drunk. I had six beers in my chest pocket of my T-shirt... My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of a few of my lives in the old student days. With little gnomes in jelly. And slamming whirlwinding metal gigs...