Cow's favorite thing to do, besides eat, is tell jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly. He lives on a farm with his barnyard friends, who love to interrupt him with their own jokes. Some of those are funny, too, Cow has to admit. (And some of them are really gross, even for Cow.) At the end of each day, Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Squirrel are exhausted from laughter-and that's how they know they've had a good day. In Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends, this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you. Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: What is as big as a goat but weighs nothing? A: His shadow. Q: Why did the pig lose the race? A: He pulled a ham string. Q: Why did the chicken join a band? A: Because it already had the drumsticks Take this collection of farm-inspired jokes to your next show-and-tell, sleepover, or birthday party and don't leave until your friends have all had a good laugh!
This cutting-edge guide not only shows how AI is transforming our careers, lives, businesses, and more, but also provides easy, actionable steps to make AI work for us. In this groundbreaking book, celebrated professor, entrepreneur, author, and podcaster Marc Beckman explores the transformative power of artificial intelligence (AI) and how it's poised to enhance and transform all aspects of society-revolutionizing our careers, enriching our family lives, and bringing our communities closer together. From business and advertising, to medicine, to warfare, to politics-Beckman meticulously explores the different areas where we'll soon feel AI's transformative impact. But that's only half of it. Throughout this book, he also provides the specific steps readers can take now to make sure these coming changes work for them. From the workplace to the home, AI is poised to reshape the way we approach our professional and personal lives. Beckman uses this book to make the case that AI will free up valuable time and energy, allowing individuals to focus on more creative and meaningful work, but also that AI will create possibilities for engagement that were unthinkable just a generation ago. He shows that with AI as our co-pilot, we'll unlock new opportunities for growth, innovation, and collaboration-all of which will lead to more fulfilling and rewarding careers. Beckman illustrates how AI will strengthen family bonds and improve the quality of our home lives too, changing everything from how we educate our kids to how we stay connected on social media. And as AI becomes more integrated into our cities and towns, it will play a crucial role in fostering a sense of community and belonging; through AI-powered platforms, Beckman shows how we will collaborate on projects, share resources, and support one another in times of need. This thought-provoking and essential book is a definitive guide to the many ways in which AI will transform our lives for the better . . . but also surprise us, delight us, force us to (re)consider how we interact with one another, and make us question what exactly counts as "human." Join Marc Beckman on this exciting journey as he explores the near-endless possibilities of a world powered and transformed by artificial intelligence. It's an Age of Imagination . . . where the only limit is your own mind.
Donald Trump is unquestionably the most unique and charismatic figure in American politics in a generation. Yet despite his familiarity on the public stage, he remains an enigmatic, mysterious figure. Not since Lincoln has a man drawn such intensely opposite responses, of love and hate, and even in Lincoln's case the intensity was over the issue of slavery. With Trump, the intensity is over the man. How can the same man inspire such radically opposite reactions, to the point that there are some who would take a bullet for him, and others who celebrate the would-be assassin who actually attempted to take his life? This is the Trump enigma. Then there are Republicans and moderates who seek to sidestep the enigma of Trump the man by saying, "I don't like him, but I like his policies." Yet if Trump's critics are right that he is an aspiring tyrant, a dictator, something akin to Hitler circa 1933, it is the man-not the policies-that matter most. In an original, searching examination, bestselling author Dinesh D'Souza considers the issue of tyranny in Vindicating Trump by asking key questions: Is Trump a tyrant, and would his election a second time imperil democracy and our constitutional system of government? If not-if he didn't do anything tyrannical in his term in office-then why do his critics say that about him? If Trump isn't the one imposing a tyrannical regime, then who is? D'Souza makes the startling argument that Trump's critics accuse him of being a dictator-a Caesar-because Trump does possess the colossal dimensions of a Caesar. He could be a tyrant, if he wanted to. But he doesn't want to. Rather, he wants to use his immense charisma and power to mobilize the American people against the forces of tyranny and repression, coming from the Democrats and from the Left. This book-and the accompanying film in theaters this fall-is an unqualified defense and vindication of Trump. It makes the case for Trump "as is," the man as well as the policies. It will rally and inspire Trump supporters and at the same time convince Americans who are ambivalent about Trump that he is the right "wartime general" for the perilous times we face in this country.
The true story of FBI agent Mike Campi, who led some of the most relentless and successful attacks on organized crime in American history. A unique and unexpected set of circumstances caused former FBI agent Mike Campi to finally step forward and reveal himself. The result is this tour de force, which details his years operating deeply in the trenches to devastate the mafia. You will learn how he took down a staggering array of mob bosses, underbosses, consiglieri, capos, soldiers, and other legends from all five New York crime families. He takes you inside his investigative critical make or break moments, which he navigated to achieve astonishing success. Along the way, he provides you with insight into the external and internal forces often working to undermine him. And he lifts the curtain to reveal the untold treachery and hypocrisy underlying the real American mafia, as illustrated by the words of one crime boss who was recorded by Mike describing his underlings: "They're suckers-we just use them." Mafia Takedown, to be released on the anniversary of the infamous November 14, 1957 Apalachin meeting of top mafia leaders from the US and Italy, is chock-filled with an array of stunning facts and truths. A sample includes: the Catholic priest who fled America to save his life from the mob; mafia members recorded describing in their own words their innermost secrets; how Mike and and federal prosecutors obtained the boss of all Bosses Vincent "the Chin" Gigante's courthouse confession that his legendary crazy act was a fraud all along; what the Chin said when America was attacked on September 11, 2001; and the explosive dark secret that almost undermined one of the most important undercover operations in the history of law enforcement. You'll learn so much more: such as how and why the most important undercover mafioso in history wanted to work with Mike, and only with Mike; and how the Chin was only months away from escaping justice entirely. For fans of organized crime, of true crime, or simply of engaging and enjoyable stories-this book is an absolute must read.
The first cookbook from the TikTok's very own The CopperSpoon Inn & Tavern (@thecopperspoon_)!The CopperSpoon Chronicles Cookbook is exactly what you'd expect from its creator and innkeeper, Emily Teuscher: an adventure complete with 80 hearty, cozy, delicious recipes. Woven between the recipes and full-color photos, this cookbook follows the story of a girl named Cob CopperSpoon. The CopperSpoons are a long line of Halflings that have one thing in common: they love cooking. Every time a CopperSpoon child comes of age, they are sent on a journey to fill up their cookbook with stories of food and people from across the land. Cob is no different, and it's her turn to head off. Follow along as Cob takes her first steps out of her tiny village and faces some of the biggest challenges in her life. From finding new friends, to tavern-hopping, slaying beasts and finding out what it means to truly help others, Cob does it all-and you can follow along on her adventure, cooking your way through her story. Recipes that Cob discovers and records include: Gnomebalaya Stuffed Dragon Scale Phoenix Feathers 100 Copper Chocolate Cake Blackberry Honey Crumble Gold Coin Pancakes And so much more! With good food and cozy vibes, and a whimsically spun tale, fans of tabletop games like Dungeons and Dragons and books and films like Lord of the Rings will appreciate this debut cookbook from Teuscher.
A comprehensive guide for new players learning the ropes of the world's most popular game—Minecraft! NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG. Immerse yourself in a new, vibrant, delightful world—exploring, fishing, farming, fighting (if you want), fossil-hunting, and so much more. Unlike any other game world, in Minecraft, you can touch, pick up, and place pretty much anything you see, anywhere; you can travel as far as you want in any direction, from desert to ocean to snowy mountains and crystal caves; and you can create any structure, from a humble animal pen to a giant working rollercoaster, using just the blocks the world is made of. There’s just so much to do in Minecraft that it’s very easy to overlook some of the extensive and fantastic gameplay. This guide will show you how to survive and thrive in this deep, broad, and complex world. It’s chock full of pro tips, challenges, and step-by-step instructions that will get you on the ground and running—and sneaking, boating, swimming (or even flying with rare elytra wings)! From how to find or build a simple shelter on your first night, to finding exotic hidden temples (and loot) and dimensions, this guide will step you through the must-know basics, including: What to do on your first day (and second, and third, and more!)The important places to visit and lootHow to travel and what to bring with youHow to avoid getting lostHow to gain the upper hand with skeletons, zombies, and other creepy mobsThe sturdiest and strongest weapons and tools to craftHow to build and destroy (TNT anyone?)The best way to mine for precious diamondsWhere to go if you like a battle (and how to avoid them!)How to find the hidden dimensions (and denizens) like the Nether and the EndPro tips, challenges, and step-by-step activities to get you in the groove
From the "Swedish Bikini Chef" comes Eat Meat and Be Happy! In her first book, Kem Minnick book shares the numerous positives of a meat-friendly diet. One thing we are all looking for is happiness, and the neurotransmitter serotonin is the key to that. Contrary to popular opinion and clever marketing ploys, there are no drugs, pills, or magic beans that produce serotonin. Only food does, and the foods that make serotonin are animal proteins. That’s it. Boom done, full stop. Humans need to eat meat in order to be happy. Eliminating animal proteins causes serotonin deficiency, which only hurts us. From covering the pitfalls of a vegan diet and the best way to fully incorporate meat into your daily life, Minnick gives numerous examples on this beneficial protein. But don't think that this means you shouldn't eat veggies. On the contrary! There are numerous benefits to vegetables, and in her book she shares how melding the two will not only make you happier, but healthier as well! With beautiful photographs, the Swedish Bikini Chef shares many delicious recipes for you to incorporate into your daily life. These include: Bacon Wrapped Asparagus Southwestern Chili Cheese Grits Honey Lemon Ginger Soy Chicken Thighs Raspberry Balsamic Lamb Chops And many more! Eat Meat and Be Happy! not only gives such delectable recipes, but also breaks down a steady game plan for your dietary plan, including breakfast, lunch, and dinner options. And while no food diet is the ultimate cure, a full exercise guide and other ways to improve your lifestyle are offered by someone who has successfully lived by such means. For those looking to improve your mood and diet, this is the book for you . . . so be prepared to cure your hunger and unhappiness now!
From award-winning author Dagmar Geisler, in collaboration with illustrator Nikolai Renger, a brand-new series for elementary school students about social-emotional learning and physical and mental health. The internet can be a scary place, for children and adults alike. How can you be sure that who you're talking to isn't a troll, and that they're telling you the truth? How can you be sure that the photos and information you share with family and friends will remain private? Luckily, the Net-Experts, Madison and Luke, are making a list for you about how to behave on the internet in a way that will help keep you and your information out of the wrong hands, will help you avoid bullies and trolls, and help you know how to respond in difficult and uncomfortable situations that may arise.How Can I Be Safe Online? is a strong conversation-starter for adults and children and is also a practical guide.
"Find Even More Joy in Exploring and Appreciating Art, Guided by an Award-Winning Artist's Insights. Perhaps the best quality of art is that it challenges presumptions and forces a second look. Likewise, this sequel to popular art appreciation book The Joy of Art delves even deeper to decode and present the elements of visual art, leading the reader to a greater understanding and perception"--
Revitalize Your Brain, Reclaim Your Mental Energy Everyone knows the feeling after a long day—it's difficult to concentrate, make challenging decisions, or empathize with others. We live in a chronically exhausted society, and the capacity of our brains is limited. For years, the span of our mental battery has been shrinking. Lack of exercise, poor nutrition, harmful substances in the environment, lack of or harmful social interaction, and constant digital bombardment are a part of life that are not in accordance with our nature, and the result is a declining performance of our brain. In The Exhausted Brain, Dr. Michael Nehls uncovers the source of our mental energy. He reveals where our "brain battery" is located, what function it serves within our brain, and what this means for our thinking. Dr. Nehls describes the disastrous consequences a shrinking mental battery can have for us, our society, and future generations—and how we can counteract it.
"Of course, everything [D'Souza] says here is accurate... But it's not going to sit well with people on the American left who, of course, are portraying themselves as the exact opposite of all of this." RUSH LIMBAUGHThe explosive new book from Dinesh D'Souza, author of the #1 New York Times bestsellers Hillary's America, America, and Obama's America. What is "the big lie" of the Democratic Party? That conservativesand President Donald Trump in particularare fascists. Nazis, even. In a typical comment, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow says the Trump era is reminiscent of "what it was like when Hitler first became chancellor." But in fact, this audacious lie is a complete inversion of the truth. Yes, there is a fascist threat in Americabut that threat is from the Left and the Democratic Party. The Democratic left has an ideology virtually identical with fascism and routinely borrows tactics of intimidation and political terror from the Nazi Brownshirts. To cover up their insidious fascist agenda, Democrats loudly accuse President Trump and other Republicans of being Nazisan obvious lie, considering the GOP has been fighting the Democrats over slavery, genocide, racism and fascism from the beginning. Now, finally, Dinesh D'Souza explodes the Left's big lie. He expertly exonerates President Trump and his supporters, then uncovers the Democratic Left's long, cozy relationship with Nazism: how the racist and genocidal acts of early Democrats inspired Adolf Hitler's campaign of death; how fascist philosophers influenced the great 20th century lions of the American Left; and how today's anti-free speech, anti-capitalist, anti-religious liberty, pro-violence Democratic Party is a frightening simulacrum of the Nazi Party. Hitler coined the term "the big lie" to describe a lie that "the great masses of the people" will fall for precisely because of how bold and monstrous the lie is. In The Big Lie, D'Souza shows that the Democratic Left's orchestrated campaign to paint President Trump and conservatives as Nazis to cover up its own fascism is, in fact, the biggest lie of all.
Join holistic veterinarian Marcie Fallek on an unconventional healing path that puts love of animals and their wellness first.
Almost all environmental books treat the environmental crisis as though humans are in charge of nature, rather than part of it. The Earth and I is the first book to put all preconceived notions aside and to ask, naïvely: Who are we really? What is our relationship to the earth?
The tell-all memoir of Lunden Roberts's tumultuous relationship with Hunter Biden. "He was sitting there wearing nothing but parrot boxer briefs, organizing his crack pipes on his Rosemont Seneca desk, with the Obama's senate seat behind him, and I thought, this is definitely a guy I want to get to know better." That was the first time Lunden Roberts met Hunter Biden. She had come to DC from Arkansas to escape the yoke of her mother's overbearing expectations. Hunter radiated the "live-for-the-moment" energy she sought. What followed from that first meeting was a wild journey that would come to define Lunde's young life in ways she never could've anticipated: from cooking crack in the kitchen of Rosemont Seneca, to strip clubs where Hunter was the one on the pole, to stories that make the laptop debacle seem every day, to giving birth to the grudgingly acknowledged grandchild of the sitting President of the United States. When a hailstorm of media hit, painting Lunden as a stripper and one-night stand, Lunden retreated to Arkansas to live in the shadows. She's ready to set the record straight. Her book is a sweetly raw, tell-all memoir of the crazy year she met and dated Hunter, and the chaotic, secret life that followed of mothering and protecting the nation's first granddaughter.
In this groundbreaking book, Kevin Shipp, a veteran CIA agent who worked with all four Directorates of the agency, including protecting the head of the CIA, provides his perspective on how the agency has strayed so far from its original mission to provide accurate intelligence to the American president.
Time the price cycles of bitcoin and become rich Bitcoin has been the best performing asset class of all timebetter than gold, silver, real estate, and the stock market. Its value has risen from one tenth of a cent in 2009 to a new high of over $70,000. But misconceptions about its reliability have prevented most people from creating life-changing wealth. Michael Terpin, the founder of BitAngels whom CNBC calls ';The Godfather of Crypto, is changing that. The Bitcoin Supercycle explains his ';Four Seasons of Bitcoin' model, which shows how the price of bitcoin moves in reliable cycles similar to those of real estate and stock marketsand gives you the numbers, evidence, charts, and strategies to take advantage. As the Bitcoin Spring starts in April 2024 and the fourth halving reduces the supply of bitcoin, and crypto ETFs hit the market, the coming seasons have the potential to create a new class of millionaires and billionaires that rivals the wealth creation of the Internet bubble. Learn how to become one with The Bitcoin Supercycle.
Ascendant reveals the formative early life, complicated development, tumultuous career and extraordinary successes of one of the most controversial conservative political voices today “The Most Dangerous Political Operative in America,” (Bloomberg News) is also one of the most popular. Stephen K. Bannon, love him or hate him, is the leader of tens of millions of Americans of the “America First” movement also known as the MAGA (Make America Great Again or Trump) patriots. This position makes him a primary target of domestic and international power brokers like the Chinese Communist Party, the World Health Organization, the World Economic Forum, the US intelligence community, the global military/industrial complex, Hollywood and Wall Street. If he’s your philosophical ally, he is an invaluable source of intelligence. If he is your philosophical enemy he is even more so. Beyond the well-funded efforts to annihilate him professionally, death threats are also common for Bannon and his family. Increasingly, violent progressive activists gather outside of his DC home studio in efforts to intimidate guests and discourage advertisers of his top rated show. As the election of 2024 draws closer and the power of MAGA continues to rise, the danger to him personally will only increase. Steven Bannon is a candle burning brightly at both ends. It would be wise to read more deeply into the dim underworld of cultural and political warfare while his light lasts.Ascendant • presents a revealing characterization of a truly fearless political operative, media producer and one of the most controversial political thought leaders in the world today. • reveals the development and elements of Bannon's unique, some would say “quirky” personality, his self-discipline, focus and success. • shows why his storied rise through the US Navy, Wall Street, Hollywood and Washington DC and his public embrace of Christianity, national populism and the “America First” movement is an inspiration to millions of his loyal followers and anathema to many professional and political enemies. • offers an inspiring message of persistence, drive and unapologetic pro-Americanism in the face of well-financed and determined opposition.
Lessons from A Wall Street Legend Turned Secretary of Commerce Before being named President Trump's Secretary of Commerce in 2017, Wilbur Ross had already earned a reputation as the ';King of Bankruptcy' over his 55-year career on Wall Street. Often working on high-profile bankruptcies such as Pan Am and Texaco, Ross helped restructure more than $400 billion in assets, and was named amongBloomberg's50 most influential people in global finance. After coming to Washington, Ross faced equally tough challenges, yet survived in his post for all four years.Risks and Rewards: Creating Success in Business and Lifeexplains how Ross got to the top and stayed there. Rising from humble beginnings in North Bergen, New Jersey, Ross applied simple principles with strict disciplinesomething readers can apply in their own quest for success. Ultimately, Ross's strategies and dealmaking skills led to relationships with King Charles, Warren Buffett, Carl Icahn, the Rothschild family, Steve Wynn, Lakshmi Mittal, Mike Milken, and many other famous personalities. Ross also documents his experiences with President Trump in the Oval Office. Whether you're interested in Ross's experiences as a neighbor of John Lennon in the legendary Dakota apartment building, celebrating with Sir Richard Branson on his private island, or his tumultuoustime in Washington, you will findRisks and Rewardsto be a candid reflection ofa life lived at the pinnacle of Wall Street, NewYork, and Palm Beach society, and the Trump administration. Above all, anyone driven to find career success will learn from Ross's life the strategies and mentality to achieve it.
"Frank Lorenzo, or more formally, Francisco, is the son of Spanish immigrants who came to New York in the early 20th Century speaking no English and looking for a better life. The United States offered endless opportunities for them and, eventually, for Frank. Growing up in the shadows of New York's La Guardia Airport, Frank became enamored with airlines at a young age. With some help from his parents and working as a delivery truck driver and other jobs, he put himself through Columbia College and Harvard Business School. Then, after working office jobs at TWA and Eastern Airlines, he joined with a college classmate and began a career of entrepreneurialism that started with a two-person aviation advisory firm operating initially out of New York's Donnell Public Library and then, after completing a transaction, moving to a small office on the top floor of the Pan Am building. In a few years, Frank and his partner were able to purchase a small regional carrier, Texas International Airlines (TIA), that was teetering on bankruptcy, which Lorenzo went in to run. TIA's debts had to be restructured, as did its revenue base and its competitive position. With Airline deregulation on the horizon in 1978, Frank and his team introduced drastically discounted fares as a government sanctioned experiment. Labeled "peanuts fares," the lower prices sharply stimulated traffic and brought major attention to the small airline. From this humble start, Frank and his team set sights on acquiring so-called "major" airlines to grow TIA into a survivable national carrier. Failing to acquire National Airlines (but reaping a healthy profit) and TWA, Texas International made a bid for Continental Airlines that ultimately was successful. Other acquisitions set TIA on the path to becoming the largest airline group in the free world. In 1990, at age 50, Frank decided to move on from the life of running airlines and founded Savoy Capital, Inc. to foster his investment and charitable interests"--
The ultimate cocktail companion guide for your favorite girl power movies! Including cocktails inspired by Barbie, Mean Girls, Clueless, Bridget Jones, Sex and the City, Legally Blonde, and beyond, this totally fetch cocktail book will introduce you to a dazzling collection of themed drinks that are as sassy, sweet, and stylish as the leading ladies that inspired them. With easy-to-follow cocktail recipes, complete with glamorous garnishes and tips for flawless presentation, these cocktails are not just delicious but also totally Instagram-worthy. Whether you're glamming up for a night on the town or cozying in with your squad for a movie marathon in your comfiest PJs, this book has a cocktail to suit every mood. Prepare to be dazzled by glitter, glam, and, of course, the most fabulous shades of pink as you explore the pages of Drink Pink--the ultimate chick flick cocktail guide! With over 75 irresistible cocktail recipes, each inspired by the iconic characters and scenes from beloved classics. Inside, you'll discover: A Barbie-inspired Malibu Dream Drink: Sip on glamorous pink concoctions inspired by the world's most iconic doll. Mean Magarita: Raise a toast to Regina George and the Plastics with cocktails that are so fetch! Totally Clueless: Cher and Dionne would approve of these stylish sips inspired by their Beverly Hills lifestyles. Bridget's Chocolate Delight: Fall head over heels for this indulgent libation that make you feel like the charming Bridget Jones herself. Dirty Dancing Martini: A cocktail so irresistible, it'll have you saying, "Nobody puts this drink in the corner!" Carrie Me Away Cosmo: Join Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, and Samantha for cosmopolitan cocktails and Manhattan dreams. Blushing Bridesmaids: Helping you on your way to your own wild night, this cocktail is sure to have you saying, "I do" to another round! Bend and Schapp's Shots: Channel your inner Elle Woods with cocktails that are as bright and determined as the iconic law student. So, grab your favorite pink accessories, call your besties, and get ready for a fabulous journey through chick flick cinema with a drink in hand. Cheers to pink, cocktails, and sisterhood!
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