Böcker av Michael Shaeffer

National Poetry Slam slammer Michael Shaeffer dunks chunks of comedy and spoken-word revelation, celebrating tall tales of whip crackers, misfit muppets, Alaskan islands, Evil Dead ne'er-do-wells, the frustrations in renting half a Sith, properly rockin' out at the apocalypse, and finally breaking the sexual tension between two Office appliances. Celebrity appearances by Tina Turner, Bruce Campbell, Bill Gates, Vin Diesel, Mike Tyson, Miss France, a spanktastic Courtney Love, and the wayward ghost of George Carlin. There's a silly sestina, an epic haibun, detailing the majesty of Snatch, and a corner adorned with the truncated truism of a Keanu haiku-yeah.

60 silly pages of vast coloring landscapes, lazy-butt illustrations, and creative rhyming couplets you can read aloud to your son, daughter, niece, nephew, grandkid, godchild, or that special sass bucket neighbor kid that you''re forced to babysit. The collection cleverly covers all the letters A through Z--plus the letter P twice for no extra charge!

National Poetry Slam performer Michael Shaeffer shares 100 poems about superheroes, rock ''n'' roll, Star Wars, Alaskan exploits, junk food, posthumous punk, and Midwestern funk. The pop-culture maven crafts a humorous and heartfelt buzz as he plays spin doctor to cartoons, interstellar travel, curiously-staged existentialism and decades-long regret.

National Poetry Slam poet and pop-culture maven Michael Shaeffer has taken each one of Prince's songs and created over 550 short poems covering over 40 albums and a handful of movies--all celebrating Prince's wild and weird persona through humorous, poignant, and funky little passages. Take a paisley peek inside this unique anthology and see how Prince's legacy connects to Jimmy Carter, Taylor Swift, Little Richard, Iron Maiden, Peter Dinklage, the coronavirus, Star Trek, Air Supply, Morgan Freeman, Stephen King, Meatloaf, Madonna, Monopoly, the Minnesota Vikings, Justin Bieber, Posh Spice, Superman, Tipper Gore, and more.