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How can you find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them? Three-time #1 bestselling author Joe Bovino's latest #1 bestseller,Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States,combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. It's the ultimate "chicaspotting" companion.With its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chica magnets, mating habits, and more, this incredibly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date Latinas from 14 distinct American subcultures (or "species"), including the following: SYMMETRICAL FORCE (Colombian American): Butt size varies, but breast implants are practically a rite of passage and she likes 'em BIG. TRIFECTA (Venezuelan American): Routinely causes an erection lasting more than 4 hours, but neediness, jealousy, and controlling behavior - a real "trifecta" of drama - occasionally spoil the mood. TACO BELLE (Mexican American): Warm and cuddly as a teddy bear but (somewhat) shy around strangers, especially gringos. BUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): Ask this happy-go-lucky chica about her best feature and chances are she'll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum. TRANSFORMER (Cuban American): If her breasts are large enough to match her hips and butt, she can be a Latin Jessica Rabbit, but too much Cuban food or too many kids and she'll transform into Rosie O'Donnell right before your eyes. And Nine More!If you're easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this "funny because it's true" guide will give you hours of entertainment and serve as a handy visual reference tool.The sooner you get your copy of the first field guide to Latinas of the United States, the sooner you can become a chicaspotting expert, play the American field like a pro, and make more informed decisions about the right chica for you.Play the Field. Choose Wisely.Get the Guide.

El libro que revela el secreto simple para perder tu barriga de azúcar y no volverla a ver jamás.Las dietas de moda bajas en carbohidratos, los programas y equipos de ejercicios y las cirugías de pérdida de peso usualmente producen un efecto yoyo, con ganancias a corto plazo que no pueden mantenerse por un periodo de tiempo significativo. Es un círculo vicioso que te engaña con progreso, te da esperanzas y, al final, hace que te estrelles de vuelta con la realidad.El secreto de la barriga de azúcar es diferente. Es un sistema de pérdida de peso nuevo, altamente efectivo y fácilmente sostenible basado en las mejores prácticas de las más exitosas dietas bajas y altas en carbohidratos, que sustituyen las comidas y bebidas falsas y procesadas con aquellas reales y saludables. No necesitas contar calorías, reducir el tamaño de las porciones ni ejercitarte.En este informativo y entretenido nuevo libro, El secreto de la barriga de azúcar: Resta azúcar, pierde peso y transforma tu vida, Joe Bovino explica cómo descubrió el secreto de la pérdida de peso duradera y su mantenimiento, y cómo tú puedes usarlo para mejorar tu apariencia, salud y condición física a cualquier edad. También aprenderás a ganarles la partida a las compañías de alimentos y bebidas detectando y eliminando los productos que ensanchan tu cintura, y añadir aquellos que no lo hacen.

This book reveals the simple secret to losing your sugar belly and never seeing it again.Trendy low-carb diets, exercise programs, exercise equipment, and weight-loss surgeries typically produce a yo-yo effect, with short-term gains that cannot be sustained for long. It's a vicious cycle that teases you with progress, raises your hopes, and brings you crashing back to reality.The Sugar Belly Secret is different. It's a new, highly effective, easily sustainable weight-loss system based on the best practices of the most successful low-carb and high-carb diets that substitute real, healthy food and beverages for fake, processed ones. It doesn't require you to count calories, reduce portion sizes, or exercise, either.In his informative and entertaining new book, The Sugar Belly Secret: Subtract the Sugar, Lose the Weight, and Transform Your Life, four-time Amazon #1 bestselling author, Joe Bovino, explains how he discovered the secret to lasting weight loss and maintenance, and how you can use it to improve your appearance, health, and fitness at any age. You'll also learn to "outsmart" the food and beverage companies by spotting and subtracting products that expand your waistline, and adding ones that don't.