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Was your candy bag only half full on Halloween last year? . . . Does your sweet vampire tooth come out on a full moon? . . . Need some inspiration for a spooky costume that'll put a smile on everyone's face (and your belly too)? . . .Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for bagging more candy at Halloween!Join the comical adventure of these mischevious kids who will try absolutely anything to trick their neighbours into more treats, dress up in the most devious and devilish costumes, and swag the most candy humanly possible on 31st October. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me. Do we have a deal?)

Who doesn't enjoys having six weeks off school? . . . Do you have some extremely important unfinished business to attend to before school begins again for another mind-numbing year? . . . Put your hand up if you do not want the summer holidays to end? . . .Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for extending the summer holiday!Join the comical adventure of these mischevious kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle out of their itchy uniform, postpone packing their rucksack and attempt to look as green as broccoli soup to get one more week off school. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me. Do we have a deal?)

Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your taste buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not eating your veggies!Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to avoid eating all kinds of icky vegetables. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me).

Would you like to eat chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Do your parents enforce the 'no presents before 7am' rule? . . . Struggling to find new ways to hide your brussels sprouts? . . .Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas!Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me, cah-PEESH).

Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late!Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with being late to class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get away with being late to school.

Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for staying up past your bedtime!Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with staying up past their bedtime. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into all kinds of trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me).

Are you bored?... Parents getting on your nerves... again?... Need some verbal ammunition?...Here's 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents.Join the hilarious adventure of these naughty kids who will ask absolutely anything to make their parents blood boil. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these questions you didn't hear them for me).

Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?... Don't like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class.Join the hilarious adventure of these mischievous kids who will say absolutely anything to escape the horrors of Gym Class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your Gym Teacher asks where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them for me).

Forgotten to do your homework?... Heart pounding in your chest?... No one willing to swap for your lunch money?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework!Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your teacher asks where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them for me).

"This book made me and my kids cry with laughter. Our favourite one was Excuse 32." ★★★★★"This book has a quirky sense of humour that will no doubt appeal to fans of Wimpy Kid, Barry Loser and David Walliams. There are 49 interesting excuses including illustrations that range from slightly silly to completely outrageous. Even though I am an adult, I did smile a few times while reading this!" ★★★★★- Is your bedroom a tip?- Did you forget to tidy?- Can you hear the sound of parental footsteps getting closer and closer?Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not tidying your bedroom!Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with not tidying their bedrooms. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get away with having a messy bedroom.

Hungry?... Got a sweet tooth?... Can't wait till dinner time?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) ways to reach the Cookie Jar!Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to get their hands on the Cookie Jar. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get a cookie.

Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . .Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to not cut the grass, walk the dog or do the washing up.With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me, cah-PEESH).