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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever . You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischevious cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it's broken. Who's that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes! Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet? Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbors laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter ....but I'm on a roll. Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games ....He said, "Wii." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. Get ready for knee slaps, groans, and please-stop moments as you navigate through these dad jokes that take funny to a new level. If you think you've heard every dad joke in the book, think again. Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud, even if you don't want to.

This book features hilarious mom jokes for kids.