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I MIEI SFOGHI D'ARTIFICIO - Testi teatrali 2011/2022 -Marco Zautzik In questo libro sono raccolti tutti i miei testi teatrali dal 2011 al 2022, dai primi monologhi scritti all'ultima versione di Sfoghi d'artificio in chiave multimediale e sperimentale. Il teatro, l'arte sono terapie per la nostra anima. Per liberare le nostre emozioni, stimolare riflessioni, donare sorrisi.Il pensiero è come una festa a cui siamo tutti invitati a riflettere.

A MUST HAVE FOR THE 2024 OLYMPICS IN PARIS! A MUST HAVE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO LIVE OR VISIT FRANCE! Dive into a hilariously insightful guide packed with 100 must-know cultural tips for navigating the charming yet perplexing world of the French. This witty book goes beyond the clichés to reveal the delightful quirks and eccentricities of France. From mastering the art of cheese etiquette to unraveling the mysteries of 'la bise, ' each piece of advice offers a glimpse into the unique French way of life.Perfect for travellers, Francophiles, or anyone who's ever dreamed of sipping espresso on a Parisian terrace, this book is more than just a guide; it's a shortcut to understanding the French soul. Laugh, learn, and leap into the heart of France's culture with these indispensable, often amusing insights. It's not just about fitting in; it's about discovering the joy and absurdity of everyday life in one of the world's most beloved countries. Bon voyage and bonne lecture!

Nonna's come in all shapes and sizes, and have one great thing in common - their huge hearts, feisty, brutal, honest humour and unique wit. My Nonna is 91 as I finish this little book about her. I aimed to capture some of the essence of my Nonna; her quirkiest, funniest comments captured like a time-capsule for eternity. When sharing passing comments that she has made, I quickly realised that many people appreciate the quirkiness that is my Nonna, so decided to open this book up to the public for more to enjoy. The majority of this book was written over the past few years, when the world went slightly crazy, locked down and left me grounded in Australia, the other side of the world from my Nonna. Writing this book somehow managed to make me feel closer to her. I hope her heartfelt personality bursting through her quirkily expressed words bring a smile to your face, and warm your heart, because ultimately, that's what Nonna's do. My Nonna has helped to keep my heart happily heated for the best part of my 40 years, so now it's time for me to share a piece of that warmth with you, for your heart and mind to enjoy.

In this mash up and send up of the Shakespeare classic where the Bard meets Dashiell Hammett, comes a new twist as the job of exposing the King of Denmark's killer falls to tough talking private eye Richard Shamus, prime operative of the F.B.I. That's the Fictional Bureau of Investigation. Shamus handles the toughest, dirtiest case in English literature. He is by every turn of the phrase a fictional detective.Summoned by the King of Denmark who lives in fear for his life, Shamus arrives in 16th Century Denmark to find the King dying from "murder most foul." Before he expires the King extracts a promise from Shamus to find his killer and aid his son Prince Hamlet in avenging his death. There's just one problem. The King dies before he can identify his murderer.As he pursues the case Shamus falls under the spell of the ambitious Lady Ophelia, a femme fatale who seems to want everthing including our detective.With nobody pointing a finger, except straight up, Shamus focuses his suspicions on Gertrude, King Hamlet's beautiful and randy widow and Claudius, her new husband who has claimed the dead king's crown for himself.Shamus's job isn't made any easier by the King's irascible Ghost and, the always on the fence, Prince Hamlet who expresses no interest in avenging a father he hated.In this shifting landscape of deceit and deception, the only thing Shamus knows for sure is that something is definitely rotten in the state of Denmark.

From providing as assist to a silverback gorilla undergoing surgery to spending a long morning in pursuit of a loose peacock harassing the nuns and students at a local Catholic school, Dr. Ed Migneco has rarely had a dull day at work. Even the routine dog and cat visits in his veterinary office and animal rescue work carry moments of drama, triumph, and heartbreak that often reveal as much about the humans involved as the animals themselves. The St. Louis veterinarian has close to 40 years' experience, and his longtime practice, Hillside Animal Hospital, opened more than 60 years ago as one of the first veterinary clinics in the city.In the collection of short and poignant stories, Dr. Ed employs a gentle humor and sharp observation to share tales reminiscent of James Herriot's work in "All Creatures Great and Small." The incredible bonds between people and their pets make these pages relatable for readers of every age. And don't be surprised if you recognize yourself or someone you know in the anecdotes about poorly explained symptoms, miraculous recoveries, embarrassing dog behaviors, and moments of hope for animal in desperate situations! As dr. Ed writes, among his veterinary friends, "we all seem to have the same clients, just the names have been changed to protect the innocent."

The book is built up on autobiographical stories of travels in various parts of the globe, capturing in its frame the geographical settings, the layman's geology, the historical anecdotes, some anthropological findings, narration of relevant social and academic environments, and description of stunning landscapes. This is primarily based on the author's personal diaries spanning over a few decades. The book is pictorial, and the author consolidated his narrations in sixteen independent chapters. The book starts with the author's growing up in the suburbs of Kolkata, and his education in Presidency College, now University, in Kolkata and later in the erstwhile Soviet Union. The book also narrates the unique features of the USA, the Swiss Alps, the Scandinavia, China, Africa, Australia and Middle East. The contents, however, are not designed to provide any travel guide. The book is totally apolitical. It focuses on the author's penchant for knowing and sharing diversity of the world through irresistible wanderlust.

He's a dashing millionaire who thinks everything in life is one big joke, probably because he bathes in piles of money each morning. He's also my new neighbor, and after a humiliating experience in the cemetery that is my backyard, he becomes my shadow, showing up everywhere just to annoy me.I'm not a fan of happy people. They bother me with their constant grins and rainbows coming out of their ears, and Vander Booth is the king of smiles. Despite my efforts to scare him away with both my profession as an undertaker and my general need for frowning through most of my workday, he sticks around like a bad case of poison ivy.He is gorgeous though. I'll give him that. And when I see the way he coordinates outfits with his grandma just to make her happy, I'll admit my biological clock starts ticking. Add in his fear of real human connections and suddenly I find myself cheering for the guy instead of plotting his death.Though opposites can attract-and boy is my black lipstick attracted to his glow-in-the-dark smile-they don't stay together long-term. And they certainly can't co-exist when they're fighting constantly in a knock-down, drag-out competition for the same piece of land for their business venture. Or can they? Cue ominous organ music...

A hilarious anthology of the funniest bits from Dickens' novels, with a foreword by bestselling author Nick Hornby.Dickens: The Funny Bits is a brilliant anthology of the funniest extracts from Dickens' novels featuring his famous comic characters such as the Artful Dodger, Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Micawber, Dick Swiveller, Mr. Wopsle, and the Aged P. Organized by novel, the extracts act as standalone vignettes or set pieces and are illustrated with the much-loved line drawings from the early editions, including work by George Cruikshank, Phiz, John Leech, and Marcus Stone. Complete with an introduction from author Nick Hornby, this work also includes passages from Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, Bleak House, Great Expectations, and A Christmas Carol, as well as the unfinished Mystery of Edwin Drood. This work is a super gift for any Dickens fan as well as any reader with an appreciation of the power of humor.

Age is just a number, but it's also an excuse to have some good-natured fun; this hilarious survival guide for seniors will show you how to age disgracefully. Full of senior sagacity and elderly erudition, this hilarious survival guide is on hand to show you that it really is the life in your years that counts Now that you're a senior, you'll come to realize that there is nothing that can't be fixed by a quick trip to the garden center, that your "bad back" will reliably get you out of any tricky situation and that it's now socially acceptable to call anyone younger than you "Dear" rather than remember their actual name. In other words, now the real fun begins! Encouraging you to laugh, embrace life and enjoy the ride, the pearls of wisdom in this no-nonsense handbook will guide you through all the pleasures and pitfalls of your latter years. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice on how to keep those gray cells active and the cobwebs at bay, The Little Instruction Book for Seniors will make the perfect gift for retirees or a milestone birthday.

Tolstoy's Gospels in Brief re-told using the characters from Antonie de Saint-Exupery's The Little Prince.This is the story of a mysterious little man, fathered by the universe, who, after becoming enlightened by a wise creature, takes up the offer of an assisted suicide by a demonic animal. He does this to save a man. A man who has lost his way in life, by rekindling his innocence and sense of wonder.Jesus died for our sins. He can't do it again. Here, I offer the Little Prince to take his place.

In 2023, Dean Kinsella's 'NoContextsBrits' social account united the whole world with love, laughter and affection for our little island, Great Britain, amassing more than two million unique followers and becoming a global phenomenon. Brimming with hilarious, heartbreaking and honest memes, 'NoContextBrits' is a genuine reflection and representation of what it truly means to be Great and British in the 21st century. Everything Is Great is an affectionate and occasionally alarming guide to modern Britain through the eyes of the very best memes curated since the channel began in 2021. With facts, stats and laugh-out-loud content from Dean himself here is all the wit, wisdom and wonder that followers of the account have come to love. From the Great British public to the best cuisine in the world, weather to history, music to absolutely dreadful parking, Everything is Great is a memoir (or meme-oir, if you will) of everything that is great about being British without being all weird and nationalistic about it.

Kassondra Rockswell moved to Atlanta, GA with her young daughter in 2008 to further pursue her career as a vocal artist. Thinking it would provide some steady income while she advanced her craft, she stumbled into the restaurant industry as a server. She immediately noticed some disturbing consistencies among the black diners. Most of them were extremely difficult to serve, and many did not care at all about tipping properly. Trying to understand this kept Rockswell awake at night. She began venting her frustrations on napkins and scraps of paper at work, which transitioned into journaling about it at home...which evolved into this amazing book. Rockswell's got the audacity to tell Black folks that, not only are they not tipping properly when they dine out, they are also exhibiting completely unacceptable behavior in restaurants.With courage and literary finesse, Rockswell examines how the institutions of slavery and sharecropping helped to create today's restaurant tipping system and how all this is connected to the controversial tipping habits of American Blacks.Weaving her reader through hilariously true tales of uninformed diners and famous celebrities with abusive behavior, Rockswell gracefully intersects fair wage, racial discrimination and sexual harassment with laughter, hope and promise.BLACK FOLKS DON'T TIP is a delightful treat from beginning to end--enlightening, educational and entertaining.

Warning: this book contains weapons-grade dad humor! "100 Dad Jokes" unleashes a barrage of puns, riddles, and jokes so bad, they're good. Embrace the cringe and let the laughter (and eye-rolls) commence!

Embark on a journey unlike any other with "Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections," a hilariously candid exploration of life's most awkward moments through the eyes (figuratively speaking) of its most sensitive protagonist. This book is not just a series of diary entries; it's a testament to the trials and tribulations of manhood, as experienced by the one part that's seen it all: the penis.In these pages, you'll follow our plucky hero as he navigates the choppy seas of love, lust, and the occasional embarrassing flop. From the perils of public urinals to the pitfalls of performance anxiety, no topic is too taboo or too tender for this boldly honest narrative. With each entry, our wimpy penis offers a unique, often overlooked perspective on the complex dance of male sexuality and social expectations."Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections" is more than just a collection of comical misadventures; it's a heartfelt, uproariously funny look at the pressures of performing in a world that can't help but compare sizes. Readers will find themselves rooting for our underdog (underdong, if you will), as he attempts to stand tall amid the trials of everyday life.Perfect for anyone who's ever felt a little out of place, this book is a reminder that true courage comes in all shapes and sizes. It's a celebration of the awkward, the imperfect, and the downright hilarious moments that make us human.So, if you're ready to laugh until you cry (or pee a little-no judgment here), dive into the pages of "Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections." It's a wild ride through the inner workings of male insecurity, with plenty of heart to balance out the humor. Join us for an unforgettable adventure that promises to lift your spirits, if not other things. After all, in the end, it's not the size of the story that matters, but the quality of the chuckle it provides.

A romantic comedy on a galactic scale, as an aimless Earth Boy and vivacious Space Girl collide in this charming love story about finding out who you are.

CHRISTMAS ON MAVIS STREET is a comic and nostalgic movie about Catholic school, childhood and family - taking place in Providence, Rhode Island, in the 1950s. It follows poor little Ray Bellini as he pines after the most beautiful girl in the sixth grade, It is a funny, nostalgic episodic adventure-bringing to life a bygone era and celebrating family, friends, love and childhood.Ray's heartthrob is Theresa Mangiaverde, a blonde blue-eyed beauty who is unattainable. Ray perseveres. Along the way he and his pals encounter adventures, disasters and triumphs at their grammar school run by Dominican nuns-Our Lady of the Very Long Thorns.Altar boys. Spelling. Math. Uniforms. Catechism. Latin. Gregorian Chant. Clapping erasers. Diagramming sentences. Sins. Grace. Sacraments. Processions. School plays. Milk Money. Nuns. Mother Superior. Everything builds to a climax on Christmas Eve, when Ray confronts who he is and who he wants to be.

The Kingdom of Parking-Lot it is all about relationships, with a few enchanted beings and evil plots thrown in to keep things interesting. While having breakfast on their covered terrace, King Public and Queen Ample Parking were discussing the latest tidings, before attending court that morning. Holding her husband's hand, she said, "Truly, love is in the air.""Really..." replied the king, "I do not smell anything.""Very amusing! It is good to know if something were ever to happen to our fool, you could take over for him.""Exactly! That is what I have been saying. I am sure I could give a better performance than him.""I am talking about Elswyth and Clarence...they are officially engaged.""Well, it is about time! There has been more drama between those two than a Shakespearean play.""As I understand, he asked for her hand on Christmas Eve, and she happily accepted. They are to be married within a fortnight.""Why the rush? Has there been some 'monkey business, ' and now there is a bun in the oven?""No, she would have told me. The couple do not want their wedding day to delay Tundra from going on her journey to Halle-Wood.""That does not mean there has not been any 'hanky-panky.'""Good grief...Parking!" complained the queen. Join in the upcoming festivities in volume seven, or better yet, start with volume one-we'll wait until you catch up, but read fast.

"The Will of Fire: Bananas and Sweets" whisks us back into the fantastical world of Sonja Hrafndottir, where the fierce and fiery womanian warrior faces a delectably unusual quest. In this delightful parody, our heroine grapples with the great Banana Debate, upholding the fruit's essential place in the womanian diet against the pineapple persuasion of her companion, Erik Uglason. As they journey through Womania, they encounter a cornucopia of culinary conundrums and fruit-based festivities. With a sprinkle of womanian empowerment, a dash of daring escapades, and a generous helping of humor, "The Will of Fire: Bananas and Sweets" promises to be a treat for the ages, ripe with adventure and ripe with laughs. Join Sonja as she slices through the stickiest of situations, proving that a warrior's greatest weapon can sometimes be her sweet tooth.

Instagram's ascent as a news platform is indicative of a major change in the way people in the digital age interact and consume news. Instagram, with its active user base and visual storytelling skills, has created a lively ecosystem for news transmission and conversation, attracting a diverse range of users from citizen journalists to news influencers. This has helped to democratize the news environment. However, the platform also has issues with disinformation and political content, which raises concerns about how it may affect public debate and media. Looking ahead, Instagram's influence over the future of news consumption will only grow due to the convergence of audience preferences, shifting technology capabilities, and shifting regulatory environments. Upholding journalistic standards and fostering informed civic discourse require social media platforms to handle significant ethical, legal, and societal ramifications as they grow more integrated into the news ecosystem.

This book delves into my numerous Lyft and Uber experiences amassed over many years. I am here to entertain you with my hilarious, thought-provoking, and downright outrageous stories. These anecdotes will inspire, challenge, and make you feel all sorts of emotions you never knew existed. They will leave you laughing, crying, and perhaps even experiencing a mild case of constipation from all the excitement. Short and sweet, like small sausage links, my stories will keep you entertained like a comedian and a philosopher with mild psychology!This is the perfect read for when you're feeling down or bored, in search of something to lift your spirits and guide you toward positivity. I guarantee it. As you immerse yourself in these pages, you'll feel a sense of relief, satisfaction, and euphoria. Grab a copy and dive in. You'll find yourself unable to stop saying, "lol."

Faith Walk is a journey lived and currently living by the graciousness of God. The breakdown of faith is of many different versions told by those, including myself, who have testified about their faith journey. The way God has been not only in my life but in the lives of others I have encountered have been quite miraculous and wondrous. Some testimonies will be told while others will be kept for it's not my place to disclose. Faith Walk is not about criticizing the lives people are living currently nor have overcome in the past. For this is my life journey I choose to share with those who are willing to listen and not judge for their own personal gain.

Find out what I learned about men after gaining not one, not two, but three ex-husbands by the time I was 28 years old. Now looking back as a woman in my late thirties.

Carl the crocodile's love life is falling to pieces. He ends up going to a trial to settle the divorce. See how it pans out for Carl in this light-hearted narrative! "Crocodile Goes to Trial" presents an engaging exploration of life's experiences infused with humor. Featuring a fictional narrative complemented by exaggerated cartoon-like illustrations, this book offers a delightful and entertaining read for mature audiences.

Peaches the porcupine married rich. Now that her husband is dead, she goes for the inheritance but doesn't get it. See how it pans out for Peaches in this light-hearted comical narrative! "Porcupine Goes Online" presents an engaging exploration of life's experiences infused with humor. Featuring a fictional narrative complemented by exaggerated cartoon-like illustrations, this book offers a delightful and entertaining read for mature audiences.

Flash fiction volume 1 includes eight short enjoyable stories from various aspects of my imagination. From weird to mystery to happiness to accomplishments to memories. It may be short but it really packs a punch. This is the first in a series of short story collections.

The Dungeon Survival Handbooks is an illustrated instructional list of the top 50 rules for roleplaying dungeon survival. The rules cover all kind of circumstances for the rookie and experienced adventurer; and can be applied whether you're indoors or outside in your dungeon adventure. If you still have a sense of humor after all those hours at the gaming table, take some time to relax, have a laugh, and improve your awareness of adventuring quirks and challenges for the best and least of skill in roleplaying the depths. Original art by Teal Proptaku, founder of Proptaku Cosplay Studio, artist, warrior, barbarian Erinaceus leader.

This delightful collection features 40 carefully curated dad jokes that BTS Jin himself has asked and answered, showcasing his witty and endearing sense of humor. From Jin's declaration that these jokes are "only for my own amusement," to the author's personal insights into how Jin's dad jokes have united fans of all ages worldwide, the book offers a cultural bridge, inviting readers to connect with Jin's humor on a deeper level. "Laughing with BTS Jin" is not just a book; it's an invitation to share joy, appreciate cultural nuances, and find delights in the universal language of laughter.

!!!WARNING!!! This following pages may cause you fits of uncontrollable laughter to the point where bodily fluids exit in all possible places. The author is in no way responsible for soiled clothing, both underwear and outerwear, including furniture you may be sitting on or laying on whilst reading this manuscript. It is strongly suggested to wear an adult diaper when interacting with this book. It would also be safe to say that it is highly recommended! Do not attempt to ingest food or drink when handling this book as your clothes and surroundings could be subject to being ruined. Please read the following pages responsibly and at your own risk.

This is the story about a lonely, old man who decides to buy a cat to keep him company. Instead of a cat, the old man ends up getting two little black kittens that are brother and sister. He ends up naming them Bonnie and Clyde because they are mischievous. When he gets them home, he finds that they like to cuddle and purr as well as get into trouble by getting into places they shouldn't. The kittens have many adventures and learn to love the old man who loves them back very much.

Erotic poetry. The continuation of Lasting Lust. So the 2nd to come out from the series Lust.