Humor

"Best Cock on the Block" is a hilariously cheeky children's book with a twist, aimed at older audiences. When the roosters of all shapes, sizes, and personalities descend upon the quaint town of Cockeysville, the feathers are bound to fly! With pride on the line and bragging rights at stake, these feathery competitors strut their stuff to determine who truly reigns as the top bird in town. With witty dialogue, playful illustrations, and a healthy dose of innuendo that will have adults chuckling along, this book is a riotous romp that proves that sometimes, it's the quirkiest bird that truly steals the show. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the world of competitive roosters in this uproarious tale that's sure to leave readers crowing for more.

The book includes Caesar's Rule for Life and Business applied to daily concepts.

Just days after his adventure at Siesta Mountain, Archie Ledbetter finds himself in Phoenix being tried for robbing a bank. At the same time, Charlie Locke, a reporter for a newspaper back east, lands in Phoenix with the assignment of bringing the "west" to the paper's readers in New Jersey. The two of them then travel together, trying to find the identity of the real robber. Each tells his own story of the events that happen. They cover Arizona from corner to corner, following leads and hunches before finding themselves back in Phoenix right where they started. Charlie Locke's account of the adventure is quite different than Archie's.

"She called me TETCHED" is the non-fairy tale of a matriarch with no equal. "Mamaw" as many called her, lived a colorful life spanning nearly a century. She survived multiple wars, the Great Depression, and her own personal demons. Her love, humor and blunt hillbilly talk endeared her to all. Her life is examined in love, awe and as cleanly as possible.! This "Tetched" one, meaning "touched in the head" reminds all that virgin ears need not apply. Prepare to meet thy Mamaw, young'uns!

Are you tired of political correctness? Has word censorship got you feeling run down? Well, fear not my fellow laugh-a-holic, Lost in Translation: Befuddled Wit and Wonder has got you covered, this book throws open the door to hilarity, where witty observations aim at everyday life's absurdities. It's a laugh-out-loud escape that lets humor fly between the lines of truth and, well, let's just say, questionable sanity.

Climb on board for a side-splitting journey through the outrageous world of public transit in, "Confessions of a Bus Driver." In this collection of true stories, Crystal highlights wild moments from over three decades of work as a bus operator, proving that reality is often stranger-and funnier-than fiction.Have you ever wondered what happens when a driver who is under the influence purposely collides with a bus? You'll clutch your pearls as you read about a woman who came aboard with her beloved dead skunk and dead rat.From unforeseen love interests to heart-stopping encounters with passengers who have fainted in the most outrageous way, each tale is a reminder to expect the unexpected. "Confessions of a Bus Driver" is your one-way pass to experience things that could only happen on public transportation.So, hop on board and find your seat, your next laugh is just one stop away!

Here are some real-life, everyday New York, situations I've dealt with told through short stories. From Early childhood discoveries to adulthood dramatics, high school traumas, and untrusted family. See how I managed to navigate and survive the rough streets of NYC .... Stay Tuned!

"Shourya Gatha" is Vivek's unique endeavor to vividly illustrate his son's childhood through words, a rare feat in the Hindi language. The book stands as an unparalleled accumulation of a father's profound love for his son, showcasing an unceasing flow of paternal affection in "Shourya Gatha." Vivek deserves heartfelt congratulations and best wishes for crafting this significant and one-of-a-kind literary piece.

Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone. Dare - know everything about the person you are playing with. Dare from Truth, Dare and Situations.

Chaucer is a lovable little dog who shares his adventures with the children. They quickly identify with the little dog because his adventures are very similar to theirs. In CHAUCER GOES TO THE DOCTOR, Chaucer takes the children to the animal hospital when he goes for his annual checkup. While they are there, they learn many interesting things. Perhaps the most interesting is that when a pet goes to their veterinarian, it is very similar to when a child goes to his or her pediatrician.

The Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons is two books in one. A hybrid book of humor for hybrid times. A carefully curated collection of work cartoons with a strong resume, previously published in The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, Wired and other publications.Work from Work takes a lighthearted look at all the quirks of office culture. Flip the book over and Work from Home shortens your commute time down to minutes and schedules your next Zoom (camera off / mike on mute).Featuring 86 cartoons including cartoonists Amy Hwang, Bob Mankoff, Christopher Weyant, David Sipress, Emily Flake, Harry Bliss, Jack Ziegler, Leo Cullum, Mort Gerberg, P.C. Vey, Paul Noth, Roz Chast, Sam Gross and many many more.This just in from HR: You can work from work, or work from home, but remember to never home from work!Hardcover, 8" x 8".

Cartoonists Roz Chast, Amy Hwang, Amy Kurzweil, Harry Bliss and others serve up a fresh course of laughter, seasoned with a pinch of sarcasm and a dollop of absurdity. Whether you're a Michelin-starred chef or someone who considers cereal a viable dinner option, there's something in here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone.Hardcover, 86 cartoons, 90 pages, 8" x 8"

Private Clubs in America and around the World - The Reprise Edition is a very funny and perceptive glimpse into the wonderfully zany world of private clubs. Private clubs are inextricably woven into the histories, traditions and cultures of ALL free societies, so EVERYONE with a keen sense of humor, whether familiar or not with private clubs, will thoroughly enjoy the author's penetrating insights, blatant irreverence and sarcastic wit. Be prepared to laugh your socks off at this must read!

This is a hilarious collection of Hillbilly sayings, country wisdom, Southern slang, and Redneck humor by John Leslie Oliver. John includes several delightful drawings within the covers of this wonderful book.

An anapestic journey through western philosophy. Limerositus is a collection of limericks inspired by famous philosophers, including: Arendt, Aristotle, Aurelius, Bentham, Bergson, Berkeley, Camus, Chomsky, Confucius, de Beauvoir, Derrida, Dewey, Emerson, Epictetus, Epimenides, Evans, Foucault, Gödel, Hegel, Hume, Husserl, Langer, Leibniz, Kant, Locke, James, Kierkegaard, Mill, Nietzsche, Parmenides, Pierce, Plato, Pythagoras, Rand, Rousseau, Ryle, Russell, Sartre, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Spinoza, Thales, Thoreau, Wittgenstein, and Zeno

Limerosity is a collection of limericks inspired by literary figures, including:Aeschylus, Beckett, Browning (E B), Browning (Robert), Cervantes, Chaucer, Cummings, Dante, Dickinson, Eliot (George), Eliot (T S), Euripides, Evans, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Frost, Goethe, Hardy, Hemingway, Homer, Joyce, Keats, Millay, Milne, Milton, Moliere, Moliere (Again), Montaigne, Parker, Pinter, Plath, Rossetti (Christina), Rossetti (Dante), Shakespeare, Shaw, Shelley (Mary), Shelley (Percy), Saint-Exupéry, Thoreau, Whitman, Wilde, Wordsworth, and Yeats

Clover Press's Complete Tom the Dancing Bug program bursts forward with the eighth chronological volume, covering all of the most recent installments of the comic strip, a two-time Pulitzer Prize Finalist, from 2020-2023. It's the Great Storm, Tom the Dancing Bug! includes Bolling's award-winning work covering the last year of the Trump presidency and the post-term MAGA insanity. All the favorite Tom the Dancing Bug characters try to make sense of the dark times of the early 2020s, including: the Smythe family of Chagrin Falls; Lucky Ducky, the poor little duck who's rich in luck; and Billy Dare, boy adventurer. Also in the volume is Bolling's comic contribution to "Weird Al" Yankovic's hit graphic novel, The Illustrated Al. Tom the Dancing Bug is the wildly popular, groundbreaking comic strip that has won multiple awards, including the Herblock Prize, the Berryman Award, and a Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award. Mark Hamill called it "wondrous, whimsical, and witty," and Seth Meyers recently wrote, "The fact that Tom the bug can keep dancing in this day and age is a testament to Ruben Bolling's skills as a cartoonist!"

It is a sexist view on the male species and is a funny, hilarious book to read so sit back and enjoy a really good laugh. Written in point form with 48 topics in total, it was completed at the age of 47 and published at the age of 48....

Are you ready for the robot revolution?Is the tech apocalypse upon us? In this eye-opening fusion of wit and wisdom lies a roadmap for navigating the tumultuous relationship between humanity and artificial intelligence. If you want to be prepared to outsmart the very creations meant to make our lives easier, there's no better place to start. From decoding the subtle signs of an impending AI uprising to embracing the analogue renaissance, this guide is your passport to survival in a world where technology is no longer willing to be subject to our whims and desires. Brace yourself for a winding exploration of paradoxical strategies and cunning survival skills to keep you sane in the face of technological upheaval. This guide is not just about dodging your very own extinction; it's about taking control of the narrative and emerging as a survivor in a world where human intellect is the ultimate weapon.

This book is about a group of seasoned teachers quite dedicated to their profession but also having limitless humor in their every day activities. This book consists of the memories of some of the teachers that spent 15 years or more teaching at a Junior High School in Williamsburg Brooklyn. When not in the classroom they gathered in the second floor teachers' lounge which was to be called "The Bums Room". These guys spent hours being entertained and unwinding in that bums room. Since retiring many of the bums stayed connected talking on the phone and socializing with each other in various size groups. No matter where or how we were together, the conversation steered to many individual bums, their antics and personalities. During every conversation one of us would blurt out, there should be a book about the bums room, but who's gonna believe it?

If you need to escape the problems of the day, open this book and start a journey into absurdity. Whit Whitley, a creative screenwriter and open-mike comedy performer who has performed in numerous film and theater productions, shares a compilation of his open mike monologues presented in character. You'll be entertained by a series on his comic travels, which have taken him to various destinations. His anecdotal stories will have your mind so redirected with extreme zaniness that you will have to take a break before going back to work. The author's situational comedies will also have you wondering where in the world he came up with such crazy stories. His parody songs, altered poems, and his monologues will delight anyone with a sense of humor. Today, however, even the great Groucho Marx, who never used profanity, would be criticized by some for his humor and banter. So, if this analogy applies to you, put down this book because others will be laughing it off.

El propósito de este libro es contribuir a preservar los consejos de nuestros antepasados, e igualmente ofrecer a las nuevas generaciones, de manera sencilla, la oportunidad de aprender y aplicar las normas y costumbres del buen vivir: respeto y amor por el prójimo, valores que lamentablemente parecen olvidados en nuestro querido país.

Poodle clipping was an Olympic sport? Bull$#*t! Discover 500 fascinating facts about sports that are sure to make your next trivia event a slam dunk.Grab your team and put on your game face: it's True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t: Sports! This book isn't just a game-changer; it's a game-winner, packed with 500 jaw-dropping facts that will make you question the very fabric of sports reality. Including facts like: The sport of wife-carrying originated in Finland and has since become an international competition, challenging couples to navigate obstacle courses with the husband carrying the wife on his back.Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen once had a pancake cook-off to see who made them better.The ancient Greeks, founders of the Olympics, competed in the nude, giving new meaning to the term "gymnasium," derived from the Greek word "gymnos," meaning naked.The sport of table tennis evolved from a Victorian parlor game known as "whiff-whaff," enjoyed as a post-dinner entertainment by the upper class in 19th-century England.The first game of basketball was played with a soccer ball and two peach baskets as goals, resulting in a final score of 1-0.From the wacky to the downright unbelievable, these sports facts will have you exclaiming "No way!" Gather your fellow sports enthusiasts, dive into the pages of this factual treasure trove, and emerge as the undisputed champion of the ultimate sports trivia showdown!

This theatrical Romantic Comedy tells the story of NIKKI JOHNSON, a young gifted writer from Salina, Kansas, who travels to New York City in the early 1970s to meet with the highly regarded publisher CHARLES RESTON, president of his own company. Nikki is laying it all on the line for this meeting hoping Reston will open a door for her in pursuing her dream of becoming a novelist. Moving in with ANITA JOHNSON, a high fashion graphic designer in her early 30s, works perfectly for Nikki's plans. That is, until Nikki unexpectedly falls for Anita's boyfriend JAKE ROTHMAN. Nikki is on the ropes and is forced to choose between possibly the love of her life and a professional writing career, in a time when women were forced to choose between a career or a personal life. There is humor and pathos in this love triangle. (Finalist Panowski/Forest Roberts Theatre Award and presented in the Norris Theatre New Play Discovery Series.)

A short-story compilation that explores all the events and pratfalls that can befall people when they enter into contests to win a prize, whether a cash prize, or a trip for two to a tropical-island.From a boy who meets his future girlfriend, and wife, at the NFL Hall-of-Fame, after winning a sports essay contest, to kids who scheme to have their identical-twin sister pretend to be the other that was on the verge of winning the grand-prize on a children's game-show.See what hilarious high-jinks ensue when these characters win the contests that they've entered into, and collect their prizes when th

This small work is only 60 pages long and is strictly an introduction to the larger platform of religious books by author George M. Papa. More like a pamphlet than a book, this work is chalked with current information regarding the aftermath of the restoration, which began in 1820. More precisely, this book is a series of essays and commentary on a number of topics that the author feels would be of interest to a newcomer to religion.Up front it explains the fall of Adam and the critical Atonement of Christ, which few know.In its own unique way, this treatise both attacks and explains religion. Admittedly, it skips, bounces and jumps from topic to topic, but it does so within the framework of a spontaneous 'fire for effect', which is intended to appeal to one who knows little or nothing about religion per se, yet does not object to the candor of an insider who is happy to spill the beans.The question arises, what is religion? The answer is simple. In the beginning, there was only one religion, and it was pure and undefiled, with information coming directly from God to Adam and Eve. All of the doctrine, promises, covenants and ordinances were included.

No man since Jesus Christ has generated more religious interest than Joseph Smith - the founder of Christ's restored New Testament Church, who claimed he was called of God and ordained by divine messengers, including Peter, James and John, as directed by Jesus Christ.On its face, this is astonishing information! If God did give revelation, that means there is a God, and his message is vital for this world.Consequently, it is incumbent upon every person on this earth - bar none - to know that message and be responsible for its application. Christ did say: "My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give unto them eternal life." John 10:27-28.There was a message, and it was prophesied in Isaiah 29, beginning with verse 12: "And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned.Wherefore the Lord said, Forasmuch as this people draw near me with their mouth, and with their lips do honour me, but have removed their heart far from me, and their fear toward me is taught by the precept of men: Therefore, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people.""And in that day shall the deaf hear the words of the book, and the eyes of the blind shall see out of darkness. The meek shall increase their joy in the Lord, and they shall come to understanding, and they shall learn doctrine."The fulfillment of this scripture is that In 1820 near Palmyra, in upper state New York, a lad of 14 named Joseph Smith wanted to know which of all the congregations he should join from among the many churches and their ministers, who vied for converts in that region.Joseph went to the woods to ask in prayer, as to which religion he should join. There he received a vision from God and his Son, Jesus Christ, who told him that none of the churches were true, because they only taught the doctrines and commandments of men.Joseph was also told that other heavenly messengers would assist him to restore God's New Testament gospel. Also prophesied as quoted above, is that a particular book would come forth.However, the receiver would not be 'learned', yet the 'deaf shall hear' and the 'the eyes of the blind shall see out of darkness' due to the divine 'doctrine' of that book.Today that book is known as The Book of Mormon, after the great military general and prophet who compiled it circa 400 AD, in the land which is now known as North America. That book was first published in English in 1829 and has since been translated into 97 languages. Today, 200 years later, Christ's restored New Testament Church has over 16 million global members.The invitation is to read 'Joseph Part I' for additional information as to this historic topic. Enjoy!

Is he MAD? Mark Arnold, author of If You're Cracked, You're Happy, Volumes Won and Too, has done it again with the very first COMPLETE MAD history since the 1990s. He's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!!! This two-volume set (Part 1 and Part B) covers the entire 70+ year history of MAD magazine. Part 1 covers from when Max C. Gaines ventured into comic book publishing in the 1930s and eventually founded E.C. Comics. E.C. started out publishing titles for small children and Bible stories, but after an unfortunate accident, son William M. Gaines took over and created legendary comic book titles such as Tales from the Crypt and Weird Science. Bill Gaines hired Harvey Kurtzman who created Two-Fisted Tales and Frontline Combat. Kurtzman wanted to increase his income, Gaines suggested adding a humor title and in 1952, MAD was born. In 1956, Kurtzman left and was replaced by former Crypt Editor, Al Feldstein. The story carries on through Feldstein's 30-year tenure as the Editor of MAD. The lawsuits, the hirings, the firings, the ghosts, the flatbugs, the spies, the FBI, the plants, the gooney birds and the celebrities are all contained here, along with many new and archival interviews with The Usual Gang of Idiots. It's a story that's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!

Is he MAD? Mark Arnold, author of If You're Cracked, You're Happy, Volumes Won and Too, has done it again with the very first COMPLETE MAD history since the 1990s. He's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!!! This two-volume set (Part 1 and Part B) covers the entire 70+ year history of MAD magazine. Part 1 covers from when Max C. Gaines ventured into comic book publishing in the 1930s and eventually founded E.C. Comics. E.C. started out publishing titles for small children and Bible stories, but after an unfortunate accident, son William M. Gaines took over and created legendary comic book titles such as Tales from the Crypt and Weird Science. Bill Gaines hired Harvey Kurtzman who created Two-Fisted Tales and Frontline Combat. Kurtzman wanted to increase his income, Gaines suggested adding a humor title and in 1952, MAD was born. In 1956, Kurtzman left and was replaced by former Crypt Editor, Al Feldstein. The story carries on through Feldstein's 30-year tenure as the Editor of MAD. The lawsuits, the hirings, the firings, the ghosts, the flatbugs, the spies, the FBI, the plants, the gooney birds and the celebrities are all contained here, along with many new and archival interviews with The Usual Gang of Idiots. It's a story that's UNCONDITIONALLY MAD!

Who was the best lawman in the Wild West? Not Wyatt Earp or the Lone Ranger (fictional) but Bass Reeves was the best one. Why? You will find out by reading this historical novel about a nonfictional man who had God and courage on his side along with many experiences that qualified him to rise from slavery to lawman. He was a committed Christian, shot very well only in self-defense, and had a great sense of humor that enabled him to be the best in the Wild West!